The Inaccurate Conception – A comedy by Richard Ahsam & Geoff Saunders

Celia Whibley is a young teacher directing class 3C of Verruca Street Primary School in a Nativity play and though the children are unprepossessing and uncooperative, they are the least of Celia’s troubles – her real obstacle is the unhelpful staff, who have been encouraged not to help her by two older teachers who always used to be asked to produce the play and are exacting their revenge. Battling against the odds is a ‘learning experience’ for poor Celia. Will the struggle have been worth it?

The Inaccurate Conception will take place 24, 25 and 26 July 2025

Tickets are on sale now can be booked online, by calling 01244 543229 or at the Hawarden Post Office

See you there!

Our 2025 Pantomime will be Follow That Zebra, written by Fiona Burdsall!

Something spooky is happening in the desert and the hunt is on for the mysterious Ghost of the Serengeti. It’s up to a couple of zany zebras, a geezer of a gazelle, and a wild bunch of watering hole regulars to keep the ‘ghost’ safe from the Big Game Hunter and his heckling hyenas. Only the tree of knowledge knows what will happen as the race is on to get to the Great Migration!

Tickets are on sale now via this link, by calling the box office on 01244 543229, from the Hawarden Post Office

Tickets have been flying off the shelves, please check for availability on performances taking place 25, 26 and 27 July by calling the box office on 01244 543229

Good Moaning…you must listen very carefully, I shall say this only once……..

Hawarden Players are back from their break and fresh from our read through we are so excited to share the news that our next production in July with be none other than the hilarious Allo Allo!
We will be transporting audiences to the Cafe of Rene Artois and staff along with an hilarious bunch of inept Germans, a randy Italian, hidden British airman, the French resistance, a mysterious parrot salesman and a Policeman with the worst French pronunciation you have ever heard!

Performances will take place on Thurs 25, Fri 26 and Saturday 27 July 2024 at 7.30pm, at the Hawarden Institute, Glynne Way, Hawarden

Rehearsals are well underway as you can see from below, and tickets are on sale now through the website, from the Hawarden Post Office, or by calling the box office on 01244 543229

Well, the stage is set. Hawarden Players are into their final rehearsals now, and if you want to see Ahoy There! It’s Panto!  snap your tickets up now as there are only a handful left! Please visit our Purchase Tickets page to see remaining availability for the run. 

Can we also take a moment to thank Pauline Scutt, who has knitted Hawarden Players this fab post box topper to let the local community know it’s nearly Panto time.  Isn’t it wonderful and we are sure the post box appriciates being kept warm on these cold days!

At last ! The news you have all been waiting for ! Oh yes it is !

Take a bunch of Pirates, intrepid explorers, a ships cook that could burn water, an evil sea hag, a lobster, an octopus, and a couple of seen better days mermaids and the stage is set for music, mischief and mayhem! Will our intrepid explorers find the treasure they seek? Or will Selena the Sea Hag take their souls down to the murky depths? Will Captain Ducket regain his pirate ship the Saucy Sarah and just what does the Harbour Master keep taped underneath his fourth drawer down? Join Dame Molly Muck and friends for an original and hilarious romp across the seven knees….or should that be seas?

Tickets on sale now!

The Hawarden Players are just days away from returning to the stage in ‘Potting On’, written by our own Fiona Burdsall!

Here’s a sneeky peek of what can be expected on stage as we return to the allotment first encountered in our 2016 comedy ‘Gone To Pot’

Some familiar faces return to the Hawarden Institue and one or two we cannot wait for you to meet in Potting Off, the sequel to our 2016 play, also written by Fiona Burdsall Gone To Pot

Performances take place 27th, 28th and 29th July 2023, with tickets on sale now from our box office number 01244 543224 and also online via our Purchase Ticket page on the website.

Keep checking here for all the information and rehearsal pictures over the next few weeks as we get ready for curtain up!

With our first performance of Honey I Shrunk the Pantomime, why not have a quick look at some pics from our dress rehearsal:

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Tickets are selling fast with our matinee performance already full. make sure you get yours before its too late from our Purchase Tickets page